Humor for Lexophiles (Lover of Words)

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar and got twelve months?

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'Taint mine.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.